Only two I didn't recognize... "First it was this tall man with a red, curly afro that yelled too much and waved a towel around." and "Then, a blonde man who smiled a lot, as if he were posing for pictures, had picked him up and flipped him on his back as if it was nothing. The he sat on a knee, posed as if he were Lockhart, and moved on into the Living Room."
The second sounds like Chris Masters, though you seem to be using an updated roster, and he's long gone. I don't know anyone with a red curly afro though. And yeah, I'm a fan, I'm going to Raw tomorrow.
Of course, I could nitpick and say your story has to be set 20 years later than canon (IE Harry was born in 1990) to make stuff like Hermione seeing Triple H when she was four plausible (even then, it would've been in WCW, since he didn't start in WWE until 1995). But I like the insanity...me, I'd have them go to Hogwarts next and pay Dumbledore a visit. Maybe Snape's sanity will come back too...just in time for Taker to pay him another visit. :)
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Yeah, I guess I didn't explain them much, but they're fairly new.
The first one is Randy Ortiz, and the only thing I see him do is wave around his patented towel. The secong one was Jack Swagger, and he smiles too much for his own good.
Awesome! You were at RAW in DC? I always wanted to go, but I don't think I could watch without hearing the funny commentators.
Yeah, I guess I didn't explain them much, but they're fairly new.
The first one is Ricky Ortiz, and the only thing I see him do is wave around his patented towel. The secong one was Jack Swagger, and he smiles too much for his own good.
Awesome! You were at RAW in DC? I always wanted to go, but I don't think I could watch without hearing the funny commentators.