Why haven’t I read this yet? It must be the fact that I’m lazy.
I always knew Rainbow Bright was in league with those villainous fiends.
Harry’s plan of Teenaged Nymphomaniacs could backfire – especially since Wormtail is the one to fetch them. Because Wormtail has no taste or good sense, I can see him bringing back the likes of Millicent Bulstrode, Colin Creevey (although Harry’s “fear” of big boobies might save him from Colin being brought back), and Trelawney. Although Wormtail does owe Harry a life-debt so maybe it would work out in our hero’s favor after all.
Hilarious start. I’ll catch up later today after I get back from… gasp …work!
Shawn (a.k.a. cloneserpents)