I'm just gonna quote this all back to you cause I almost peed MY pants it was so damn funny!!
Suddenly, Mikey turned to Gerard, bit him, then pushed his big brother off the black plastic potty.
Gerard proceeded to cry.
Then Mikey started in.
Ray began peeing on the floor, not noticing.
Mikey, Gerard, and Frankie followed suit, but not intentionally, of course.
Suddenly, Gerard turned to Mikey, slapped then bit him. Mikey screeched, then bit Gerard back. Gerard screeched, then bit Mikey back.
Mikey shoved Gerard just as Donald opened the bathroom door, holding the hand of little Bob Bryar. Gerard smacked directly into Bob, sending them both crashing to the linoleum and causing Donald to stumble. The floor reverberated a bit, enough to cause a can of Glade air freshener go a-toppling off the top of the toilet. The top burst off from impact and ricocheted into the bathtub.
Bob sat on the floor in pure shock, debating on whether to cry or not. His lower lip trembled. Rather, Bob opted to bite Gerard merely as a reflex.
Some of the funniest stuff in the world to me right now!! You rock!! xoxo Harley