This is weird and unpredictable and cracky and I love it. Every time I hit the next chapter I wonder if Holly's gonna push Dumbledore out a window or set fire to the Slytherin table or grow an ovipositor or something.
Author's response
I am delighted by your enjoyment! As a biological aside, I considered having the eggs being dropped cloacally which would be appropriate to a bird/reptile hybrid, but explaining why Holly was actually crapping eggs for the sake of accuracy seemed less important than moving on with how screwed-up her life had gotten from being rebuilt. I'm all about decisions and consequences.
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