- by wordhammer 2 reviews
Meet Holly, Troll slayer.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 2227 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 4 reviews
Holly cops an attitude
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Hagrid,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 1594 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 3 reviews
Dealing with Adults tries Holly's patience.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall,Quirinus Quirrell - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 2515 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 3 reviews
Holly meets a hallucination.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Dobby,Harry - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 2146 words - Complete
4Funny
- by wordhammer 5 reviews
The Burrow rescue.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Fred,George,Ginny,Harry,Ron - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 3924 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 2 reviews
Holly makes it to school, explains why Professor Snape doesn't hate her.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Ron,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 2943 words - Complete
4Funny
- by wordhammer 1 review
Propaganda, mad elves, house libraries and a bit of intrigue.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Dobby,Gilderoy Lockhart,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 6401 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 3 reviews
Things get serious; several crimes are committed, revenge is taken, and H&H have a bonding moment over their potion mishap.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Horror - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [R] [Y] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 3723 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 4 reviews
While Hermione recovers from catification, we learn about Mind Arts and Holly chats with the Hat
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 4003 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 2 reviews
A reasonable explanation for why Holly would write in a journal. Hagrid says a lot. Myrtle gives over a riddle.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Ginny,Hagrid,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 4778 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 1 review
Holly circles in on the Heir, just in time to lose Hermione.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Tom Riddle - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 4283 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 2 reviews
Cage Match! Holly versus the Basilisk! As told by the Sorting Hat!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Horror - Characters: Dumbledore,Professor McGonagall,Snape,Tom Riddle - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2009-05-11 - 4402 words - Complete
5Exciting
- by wordhammer 1 review
Holly begins to recover from the Basilisk battle to find not everything comes out normally.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Lucius - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-05-12 - Updated: 2009-05-12 - 4919 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
Holly isn't normal. She takes it out on Hermione when they aren't bonding.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Horror - Characters: Dobby,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-05-12 - Updated: 2009-05-12 - 4278 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 1 review
Holly suffers in metamorphosis, running to empty places.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Dudley,Harry,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [R] - Published: 2009-05-12 - Updated: 2009-05-13 - 4293 words - Complete
5Funny
- by wordhammer 2 reviews
Holly reconnects with Hermione and learns deeper secrets about ice cream.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-05-12 - Updated: 2009-05-13 - 6083 words - Complete
5Insightful
- by wordhammer 1 review
Hermione saves Hogwarts from Dementor depression. Holly finds out why Hermione wants to sleep next to her.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-05-13 - Updated: 2009-05-13 - 6420 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 2 reviews
Snape cancels detente, Hermione isn't killed because of a do-over and the twins introduce the Map
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Humor - Characters: Fred,George,Lupin - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [R] - Published: 2009-05-15 - Updated: 2009-05-16 - 6976 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 1 review
Holly loses her Quidditch spot but gains Hermione; Lupin tells a tale
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Lupin - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2009-05-19 - Updated: 2009-05-20 - 8156 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
H&H brew children; Holly favors fortunetelling; interceptions to the Express
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Lupin,Padma,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2009-06-04 - Updated: 2009-06-24 - 8696 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
H&H talk about God, dresses and the law. Mrs. Granger puts her foot down. Hermione dies, briefly.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2009-06-24 - Updated: 2009-06-24 - 6333 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 3 reviews
McG decides Holly needs guidance, Hermione gets unwanted help from friends, plus Animagus Day
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-06-27 - Updated: 2009-06-27 - 7100 words - Complete
5Exciting
- by wordhammer 2 reviews
After some prepwork, our hero has a meeting with Minerva
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Lupin,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-06-29 - Updated: 2009-06-29 - 8643 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 1 review
Gringott's, re-humanizing and losing an ally.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Lupin,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-07-01 - Updated: 2009-07-02 - 9405 words - Complete
5Moving
- by wordhammer 1 review
Holly meets a very useful girl named Natalia
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [Y] - Published: 2009-07-09 - Updated: 2009-07-10 - 7497 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 2 reviews
Lily's Madhouse, Albus' madness and Pansy's breakdown
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Pansy,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [R] - Published: 2009-07-17 - Updated: 2009-07-17 - 5990 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 1 review
Holly recovers, faces the law and lets destiny have its day.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Harry,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [R] - Published: 2009-07-24 - Updated: 2009-07-26 - 11669 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
Holly escapes and stuff.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-08-07 - Updated: 2009-08-07 - 5452 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 1 review
Minerva finds Holly and Natalia hoping to stop their dark ritual
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Humor - Characters: Harry,Professor McGonagall,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2009-08-09 - Updated: 2009-08-09 - 7523 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 3 reviews
The Secret Life of Lily Evans; Hermione and Pansy bond on brooms
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Hermione,Lily,Pansy - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-09-25 - Updated: 2009-09-26 - 12636 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
Holly is released, reconnects, and gets out some anger while catching Padfoot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Lupin,Sirius - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2009-10-07 - Updated: 2009-10-08 - 11165 words - Complete
3Original
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
Interrogations, confessions, lies and Hermione sticks out her tongue.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-10-19 - Updated: 2009-10-19 - 9754 words - Complete
3Exciting
- by wordhammer 6 reviews
Finishing up 3rd year. Holly calls him Professor Dumb, again.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2009-10-29 - Updated: 2009-10-29 - 14453 words - Complete
3Original
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
Just a catch-up covering the highlights of Holly's journey to date. It may clear up some confusion.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-11-13 - Updated: 2009-11-13 - 4110 words - Complete
2Insightful
- by wordhammer 1 review
The Dursleys have their minds changed and Holly loses that close friend.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Dudley,Harry,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-11-13 - Updated: 2009-11-13 - 4454 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 2 reviews
Holly argues with people, mostly Albus
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Ginny,Hermione,Molly Weasley - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2009-11-20 - Updated: 2009-11-21 - 9619 words - Complete
5Exciting
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
A birthday, a ball and a wild rumpus
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Hermione,Narcissa,Neville - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2009-12-15 - Updated: 2009-12-15 - 12765 words - Complete
4Insightful
- by wordhammer 1 review
All sorts of fun at the Quidditch World Cup, and Albus stops by.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Ron,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2009-12-23 - Updated: 2009-12-23 - 9462 words - Complete
4Original
- by wordhammer 1 review
4th year starts with a few Slytherin encounters
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Draco,Snape - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2010-01-13 - Updated: 2010-01-13 - 9217 words - Complete
5Original
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
Fourth year progresses with mysteries and Hermione makes a stand.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Hermione,Professor McGonagall,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2010-02-03 - Updated: 2010-02-03 - 13738 words - Complete
5Exciting
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
Approaching the first Task, Holly has to deal with some complications.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Fred,George,Luna,Padma - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2010-02-16 - Updated: 2010-02-16 - 9474 words - Complete
2Funny
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
The First Task from many perspectives
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2010-02-23 - Updated: 2010-02-23 - 8226 words - Complete
3Exciting
- by wordhammer 2 reviews
Fallout from the First Task turns into an argument about Hermione's future
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Fleur,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2010-04-02 - Updated: 2010-04-02 - 13104 words - Complete
5Exciting
- by wordhammer 1 review
The Yule Ball, like any party, can get a little strange.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Fleur,Neville,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Published: 2010-07-03 - Updated: 2010-07-03 - 16320 words - Complete
1Boring
- by wordhammer 1 review
The new year leads to Holly meeting with old acquaintances
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Moody - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2010-09-17 - Updated: 2010-09-17 - 13044 words - Complete
0Unrated
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
How the press can ruin your life
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Draco,Hermione,Neville,Ron - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2010-10-17 - Updated: 2010-10-18 - 9042 words - Complete
0Unrated
- by wordhammer 1 review
The Second Task and fallout, now bursting with sexy humor bits.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Fleur,Poppy Pomfrey - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2010-11-12 - Updated: 2010-11-13 - 14771 words - Complete
2Original
- by wordhammer 1 review
If you heard these portents for your life, you'd be ill, too.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Luna,Professor McGonagall,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2010-12-28 - Updated: 2010-12-29 - 6920 words - Complete
0Unrated
- by wordhammer 1 review
Holly grows up.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2011-01-26 - Updated: 2011-01-27 - 6141 words - Complete
0Unrated
- by wordhammer 0 reviews
Things come to a conclusion
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Hermione,Professor McGonagall,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2011-02-09 - Updated: 2011-02-09 - 15464 words - Complete
1Moving
- by wordhammer 3 reviews
Later...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2011-02-09 - Updated: 2011-02-09 - 2968 words - Complete
2Exciting