Oh my gosh! Is this actually going to be a story or a one-shot? Sorry, I'm a bit groggy :)
Don't worry, you didn't offend me xD I'm not of the Catholic religion, nor do I believe in anything they say or do. Other than you should pray and confess your sin. Just not to a priest or whoever are always in those ridiculous boxes. You should just tell him and say "Screw you" to the man in the box (good song, btw!)
Anywho..
Hopefully that little rant didn't offend YOU in any way?
xD
Author's response
This is actually meant to be a one-shot ^^
And you did not offend me. In fact, I like your idea on telling a priest to "screw it" in confession =] I might just have to do something similar to that next time I am forced to confess my sins. Maybe I can finally get kicked out of church!
Thanks for the nice review by the way :D