Ha ha, Frank's a cross-dresser?! That's freakin' hilarious :)
Okay, so the New Moon thing.. Hm.. The cheesiest name right now would be Old Moon, but that sounds stupid, yeah? So how 'bout Blue Moon? That's the second full moon of a month ^^ Plus I was born on a blue moon >.>
USE IT WOMAN!
You know you want toooooo!
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