I'm working through your stories. This is yet another that is densely packed with skewered cliches. Awesome. I might even use it as a reference of things not to write...
Author's response
It's awesome that you're reading my stories - some of them aren't as good, but of course it's highly appreciated. This particular one is a direct response to all those cliches - a bit of a satire, not necessarily intended to be taken seriously.