Only two quotes this chapter:
"Would you want a person with herpes driving?"
Then he calmly got out of his chair and vomited on the cat.
The chapter though was awesome. Frank? Meeting the world of fanfiction? And Waycrest and Rob!? Where the hell are those stories?! They're always Ferard's (no offense to this one, cause this is one of the awesome ones. Most just suck demolition lovers... xD)...
Update soon, and good luck Maria!