Spain?! i've always wanted to go there... I'm assuming everybody's pale (besides the fake-ass tans), and everybody drives on the left side of the road. Just go up to somebody and say, 'Hola! Como estas?' which means, Hi! How are you? That's the only thing I remember from Spanish class, where I didn't learn anything, besides the American pledge in Spanish. Psh, how useless is that? I'm not going to be hopping borders any time soon...
And if you go to jail, not only could you write everything on the wall with a knife (lol), but with the one phone call you could hack the phone wires and get broadband. Lol, good luck, Lauren!