OH CHRIST ALMIGHTY! More news about the royal wedding?! It's over taken the US, btw. My mom is actually waking up early Friday to see the wedding live. People at school are positivly raving about the royal wedding and 'Wills & Kates' (the gay-ass nickname they've given them). And People magazine has dedicated a whole issue (100 pages, per say) to the royal wedding even before it's happened. Truth be told, I just wish they would run off to a fourth world country, get hitched, fuck some, then come back to leave the throne. That sounds like a very good idea to me, so...
Cake. It's good. I mean, cake is a bucket of fun, AND THEN SOME. I mean, you can throw it at people, shove it in their faces, EAT it... Yeah, cake's a ball of fun. A good version of a clusterfuck (Yes, that's a legit word. You can thank Dane Cook).
And just as a side note, IDK if it was on here or another fiction, Kerrang! isn't in the US! Not fair that you get it in the UK, and us awesome people (besides the masses) in the US suffer with '52 minutes' of the shittest rock to hit the world. It's really shit (not the good kind, the bad version of a clusterfuck). You won't survive in the US without a good radio station.
Update soon! :D
Author's response
Wills & Kates?Icky.
Clusterfuck?I like.
Nah man,I never really talk about Kerrang!Mattera fact,I don't really like Kerrang!I read English magazines like Q and New Musical Express.But,I understand your agony.MTV Two sucks Donkey Kong dick,especially when they put on "rock."Once I saw "Just Dance-Rock Remix".Yeah.
And by the way,don't let any republicans hear you say "you in the UK"....:D haha I kid.
xo,
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