Well gosh,I wish I had superior mathematical ability in order to advert a person's attention into a physical duel. Alas I don't though. I'm pretty dim in math actually. History's my thing.
I have a cat scar on my hand from a scratch I recieved from a pissed off feline when I was five. I didn't appreciate it. It looks like an exclamation point which I suppose is fitting beacause I was like "OH FUCK NO!",(of course without the language). So yeah,cats are bitches.
God woman,even from beyond the grave you manage to make my day better. I laughed so hard when I read this! I was having such a horrible day and this totally brightened my spirits.