He totally just bitchslapped it in the face. BEST FUCKIN' LINE You bitchslapped all lines in the world with this one! It's better than better coffee! (Though better coffee is fuckin' delicious. Like Starbucks. That shit is addictive.)
You did curse a lot in this one. HIGH FIVE! I fuckin' loved that. 'The damn coffee will cheer me up, damn it!' (Okay, I know that's not the line, but I'm too lazy to hit the back button on the browser, copy that, retype this... It's a bitch.) It was amazing, and actually set the anger and jealously Gee had. Lawl, Gee? Jealous of Mikes? Too cute. Just no incest. That shit's fuckin' disgusting. Just sayin'.
Update soon! And reply to the reviews, damn it!
Author's response
This is, like, the first review I'm replying to. Feel special, dammit. ;)
NO incest. Ugh. Waycest is a big no for me. o.o
Thank yooou for the review