I am that bad in stores lmao! When my friend Mallory and I went baby shopping.... Let's just say I gave her lots of premature grey hairs "Malllllory!! This one will be soooo cute for Baby G!(The name they picked was Giavonna and my dumb ass couldn't remember it for like a month xD) Ooooh never mind I like the blue one! Fuck you Mal! Baby G can rock blue! She might even hate pink for all you know!....I wish they had more black baby stuff. Noooo black wouldn't be depressing for a babies room! That's the color theme you should do, black, white and grey! Shut up, they are classy colors!" Let me mind you that was pretty much how our whole day went until she had enough of me and told me to shut the fuck up and go look at toys!....I found the most annoying toy for Lady G, it was a drum with a removable top that inside it had cymbals and a triangle and drumsticks, and I gave it to her for her recent 3 birthday (ohhhh yes I did indeed save it for when she was old enough to use it and drive her mom crazy >:) and of course she loves it...mwhahaha!)
Phew sorry for the ramble, but it's your fault you got me down to a T lol.