SOMEONE'S GREEN WITH ENVY!!! And the bit about the banana and pirahnas, you couldn't possibly be talking about A Series Of Unfortunate Events could you? Except there are leeches in that. I feel awful about not reviewing your stuff. 6 more chapters to go!.
Author's response
You got that! I had just watched that movie before writing that, I think. Not sure. Also I'm not sure why it's piranhas and not leeches...
Don't feel bad about that :) Good luck with your task to read all those chapters.