OK I would just like to thank the following parents of:
Lexi Starr, Patrick Stump, Peter Wentz, Travis (surname here) & Ryan Ross
For giving birth to them so that MooCowFaceWhatsHerName could write exquisite fiction about them all.
Also the parents of MooCowFaceWhatsHerName for having her and stuff. Cos she's alright y'know?
Coolage.