This shit makes me want to vomit...
It's nothing to do with HP except for using the names from the books.
Grow up, get a life and stop writing such utter shit...
Author's response
The stuff in bold? Yeah, it's pretty bad. But I didn't write that. That's written by Tara Gilespie, a pathetic HP fangirl. I'm simply doing a MSTing of her story. I thought that was pretty obvious, but I guess not.