OMG I CANNOT BREATHE. I AM LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD RIGHT NOW.
Thank you so much for reposting this, I missed it!
Punk teaching a bunch of horny teenagers sex ed would be hilarious. I can just picture the look on his face when he had to do so. He'd be so irritated.
"Abstinence is very important. Lemme tell you why. If you have sex, you will get pregnant and DIE."
BEST. LINE. EVER. Freaking hilarious.