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e) Local Police Chief,
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a) Car
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d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
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e) Zamboni
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d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with lightbulb in the torch
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b) fathom
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e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond
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e) the municipal jail
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d) lease co-signer
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c) would have been funny if it worked
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Dear 1 Local Police Chief,
Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your 2 Car was severely damaged by my 3 Comically brilliant, but nonetheless sadistic prank. How could I have known that the 3 Zamboni I was riding in would go so far out of control?
And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your 4 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with lightbulb in the torch, you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to 5 Fathom and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness.
I know that you are perfectly within your rights to 6 Gouge out my cars with spoons and feed them to the fish in your Koi pond
but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had,
joshing around at 7 the municipal jail and to remember that I am first and foremost your 8 lease co-signer.
I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that would have been funny if it worked.
Sincerely,
(your name here)
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