FicWad

Right, it's perfectly simple. There are ten multiple choices on this. Just choose one (and no - you're not supposed to know what you're choosing!) and review with your answers.
For example: 1 = c, 2 = d, 3 = b, 4 = e, etc etc!
When you do that I'll reply to your review with what you have got!
Please, someone do it!

Sx

1
a) Mom,
b) Dad,
c) Love of my life,
d) Assistant Principal,
e) Local Police Chief,


2
a) Car
b) House
c) Pet
d) Mother-in-law
e) Left arm

3
a) infantile
b) puerile
c) inept
d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
e) woefully under appreciated


4
a) car
b) jet ski
c) large helium balloon
d) Patriot missile
e) Zamboni


5
a) house
b) wife
c) Cub Scout troop
d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with lightbulb in the torch
e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans


6
a) imagine
b) fathom
c) comprehend
d) appreciate
e) pay for

7
a) hate me
b) sue me
c) spank me
d) take my firstborn
e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond


8
a) school
b) work
c) church
d) the bowling alley
e) the municipal jail



9
a) friend
b) child
c) sibling
d) lease co-signer
e) only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow transplant.


10
a) was so stupid
b) was so silly
c) would have been funny if it worked
d) you would have done, if you had thought of it first
e) I'm going to use again on someone else.