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• Things That Make Me Laugh

  (#) MCR_ROCK_RHCP 2012-01-07

  Only did it cause I love you.
  
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  Is that what you wanted?

  Author's response

  N'aaawwww - thank youu. Yeah, that's what I wanted. It's entirely random but fuck it - it makes me laugh! Soooo... the completed thing =
  
  Dear 1 Local Police Chief,
  
  Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your 2 Pet was severely damaged by my 3 Woefully under appreciated prank. How could I have known that the 3 Jet Ski I was riding in would go so far out of control?
  
  And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your 4 House, you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to 5 Comprehend and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness.
  
  I know that you are perfectly within your rights to 6 spank me
  
  but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had,
  joshing around at 7 the municipal jail and to remember that I am first and foremost your 8 only possible match should you ever need a
  bone marrow transplant.
  
  I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that you would have done, if you had thought of it first.
  
  Sincerely,
  
  
  (your name here)
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• Things That Make Me Laugh

  (#) MCR_ROCK_RHCP 2012-01-07

  Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

• Things That Make Me Laugh

  (#) MCR_ROCK_RHCP 2012-01-07

  Awww that was awesome!!!!
  
  
  My love for you has grown
  
  
  
  Xxx

  Author's response

  Good"=! Glad you liked - it amuses me too!
  
  Sx

• Things That Make Me Laugh

  (#) xXLaylaxX 2012-01-08

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  e) Local Police Chief,
  
  
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  a) Car
  
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  d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
  
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  e) Zamboni
  
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  d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with lightbulb in the torch
  
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  b) fathom
  
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  e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond
  
  
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  e) the municipal jail
  
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  d) lease co-signer
  
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  c) would have been funny if it worked

  Author's response

  Hope you like...
  
  
  Dear 1 Local Police Chief,
  
  Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your 2 Car was severely damaged by my 3 Comically brilliant, but nonetheless sadistic prank. How could I have known that the 3 Zamboni I was riding in would go so far out of control?
  
  And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your 4 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with lightbulb in the torch, you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to 5 Fathom and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness.
  
  I know that you are perfectly within your rights to 6 Gouge out my cars with spoons and feed them to the fish in your Koi pond
  
  but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had,
  joshing around at 7 the municipal jail and to remember that I am first and foremost your 8 lease co-signer.
  
  I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that would have been funny if it worked.
  
  Sincerely,
  
  
  (your name here)
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• Things That Make Me Laugh

  (#) RockMusic 2012-04-15

   
  
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• Things That Make Me Laugh

  (#) jebus_las_vegas 2012-08-20

  1 b
  2 c
  3 d
  4 c
  5 e
  6 a
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  8 d
  9 a
  10 c

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