There's just something about this story that makes me think it's completely real.
Like...it's crazy good and I fucking love it like...more than, dare I say it, my stuffed cow- Patrick the Moocow.
-GASP-
ok. nvm. But You're way up there with MooMoo.
Petey the Meaty Mooer congradulates you.
let's have babies.
Author's response
God, I´m glad that the mention of a cow´s tail was enough to satisfy you. wipes sweat off hear forehead WOWWIE! Thank you for that super cool compliment. :))) Crazy thought: Let´s have calves.