Hahahaaahhaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lloooovvveee this!!!! So fucking funny!!!!!!! Hahah crispy rice compels you!!xDDD this story is a-maze-ing!! The part about the birfie and the elves made me die of laughter!!!!
Author's response
lol yeah I know, I had no idea where that came from. Still don't to be honest with you. Guess it might've been the amount of coffee I had drank that day. Glad it made you laugh though. XD xo