Awesome! This was hilarious! Oh, and the church by my house says 'Need love? We'll love the hell out of ya!'. It's kind of funny and it reminds me when my friend scared me and I said "You scared the hell out of me!" and she clapped and said "Yay! Now you're holy!" and we laughed so fucking hard xD
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Lol - that's quite good actually.