Because of this, I managed to do my incredible impression of a retarded dying leprechaun, and broke a rib.
AND NOW MY BROTHER'S WALKED IN, AND STARTED TO LAUGH AT ME BECUASE I FELL OFF MY BED. Because of laughing at this rant.
Shit. I have to go breathe. Mad gasping like a dying fish
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, it was just really, really, really funny. I don't think I've ever seen a funnier rant.
Author's response
My mother is very concerned right now. Apparently, laughing for no reason isn't something normal people do. How odd.
Leprechauns... Just... BWAHAHAHA!
And would you believe that this rant is how I normally speak in reality? I'm not kidding. I scare the hell out of people who aren't used to me.
- Ben