HELLOOO!!! YOU AREN'T DEAD! I was whining the other day because NONE of the people I subscribe have update in ages and here you are! I loved it. It was hilarious and fun and quite a comeback. Though the story still hasn't taken a deifinte dirction, I'm still enjoying it. Much love, I missed your work.
Author's response
I swear it's probably going somewhere :D My problem seems to be that I just can't write a short story. At this rate, this will have like two thousand chapters. I humbly beg your pardon.