With a smile like that he could have asked me if he could put me in a potato chip costume and have me chant insanities like "Chip, chip, hooray!" or "Crunchie! Crispy! You know you want me!".
I hope I never have to work one of those jobs! I swear, this story seriously exercises my laughing ability to its max.
Author's response
I´m really glad you liked that one because I was actually forcing it out of my head just to have SOME fucking comedy in one of my chapters again. frustrated sigh ;) I can´t wait for your reaction to when Sheena finds out what Andy is really into in bed. (But that will, unfortunately, still take a while. However, they´ll go at it very soon, Andy´s just not revealing his "speciality" yet.)