SIYE isn't a fanfiction website, it's a glorified shipper community. Only one pairing my merry, hairy wide white ass.
Anyhoo, very entertaining fic, thanks for posting.
Author's response
Lol! Thanks, I don't really plan on uploading to any other sites anyway as I'll end up neglectful lol! Just here, FF . net (hopefully), and fic site . com just encase.
Thanks.