FicWad

1) “he hat wearing one” -> Fucking ROAR, dude! ;)
2) Ach, the tension in the elevator. I love it when people call him Stump. He probably doesn´t… but who cares, Stump?
3) “superbly executed covert mission” -> superbly executed phrasing. You make me melt with linguistics tricks like that.
4) Ha ha, if there´s one person who picks up on the sex that´s going on it has to be Pete “Nude” Wentz.
5) “scattered the balls gently” -> “YOU JUST HAVE TO RUB IT IN, DONTCHA?!” (That´s Mr. Meatball hissing at you.)
6) Oh, Stump´s got the cutest thoughts. During sex. O_o
7) Powerful last sentence. (Thanks for keeping it in English so I could understand it. ;) )