Ha ha I love it :D But, one thing I might point out ;) Have u read Making the Connect by suckerlove?
http://www.fanworks.org/view.php?storyid=9955&start=11
Your story really reminds me of hers, and how both magazines are called Graphic Noise. Anyways, I LOVE IT :D
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Whoa, talk about a total coincidence! That is just too creepy.