Review for Who wants to be in a Twilight Parody? (Also known as Auditions.)

Who wants to be in a Twilight Parody? (Also known as Auditions.)

(#) Mynameisnotimportant 2012-06-28

It wouldn't be Twilight without a Mary-Sue.

Name: Maerie Rainwater Eternity Enoby Susan Sparkle Addams. (People call her Mary-Sue)

Part: Bitch

Age: 17

Looks: Black hair that reaches her mid-back with red tips, eyes that change colour, and really pale.

Typical clothing: Endless variations of slutty gothic wear. Corsets, lace, leather, etc. Whatever.

Personality: Uses chat abbreviations, can't spell, thinks that everybody loves her when they don't, claims she's bisexual but she's straight, is just generally a Mary-Sue.

Anything else: Not really.

I understand if you don't want to use her, mary-Sues are annoying, but it's Twilight, there has to be at least one! She can be evil! I don't care! Kill her if you want!