Or... I can stalk them get their habits "non-purposely* bump into them and call them 'Captain Sexy' and 'Privet Pretty Boy' how 'bout that? uhhh?? whataya think?
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Hahaha stalking is going a bit too far. :P Besides, I live in the same city as them, so I think I'd be more likely to run into them. And I'm not gonna do that, haha.