I just made the most unearthly noise. I WAS THE FIRST VICTIM! HELL FUCKING YES!!!!! Oh my word I love it already.
Author's response
Haha, I make unearthly noises all the time. Especially in sports. In fact, when we were doing a bleep test, on the first run I tripped over my own shadow, made a dying whale noise and gave up. I'm glad you enjoyed it! You're corpse will appear later! :D xx