Its Nova Scotia not Nova-Scotia, that just looks retarded. East coast pride and all that, anyway, I like the idea of a Canada vs States war where we win, that said, I find this story both amusing and ridiculous all at once. The writing is great, though a little too fast paced. I look forward to reading more.
Author's response
Thank you for pointing out my mistake. I wouldn't want to insult a fellow canadian so I've changed it.