sends you a kitten called Beelzibub
Lop Gerard's such a badman. Good for him getting out of his appointments, psychiatry drives me a little crazy too.
Dr Whatevs: So. How are you feeling today, Scarlett?
Dr Whatevs: Scarlett, after weeks of these sessions you should know now that to truly conquer your issues you must walk away from fear and towards love, the path of righteousness. You do know "meh" is a product of your own FEAR??
ME: STOP QUOTING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES TO GET TO ME! YOUR MUM'S A PRODUCT OF FEAR!!
Yeah, doesn't end well.