This was superb! There's nothing wrong with being jailbait! I must admit, the story sounds like some kind of ficlet, and I think it would make a great one so long as you write it. I trust that you'll turn 'peach' and 'stuffed zebra' into something adorable and amazing, as per usual.
OXO
Author's response
Thanks! Unfortunately my Nan and Aunt see many things wrong with being jailbait. I'll try to get on the fics as soon as I can (probably do it tomorrow).
Thank you very much for reviewing! :D