i'm going to lose my job because of you. Seriously...this one's gonna blow 'em away. i almost shit my pants. do you understand the severity of that? i almost excreted feces into my slacks...
oh god, i'm still laughing. my boss is really going to fire me. i really can't breathe. phew...
this is a favorite. for sure.
is there some kind of special classes in Austria that don't offer the hilarious, creative curriculum that i am now positive you have aced? My god woman, you are nuts, but I love you for it. I have to go back to work now…
Author's response
Wow, that´s a first for me. Usually I just make people throw up. Well, I´m really glad you like it. :) Your review´s so made my day! If you care to learn more about the average Austrian, take a look at Arnold Schwarzenegger. And we´re back to the barfing now.