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OH. MY. GOD. STOP FUCKING TORTURING ME!!! FRANKIE MUST SPILL HIS FEELINGS TO GEE BEFORE I GO INSANE! I AM PRACTICALLY PULLING MY SKIN OFF MY SKULL WHILE PULLING MY HAIR YOU'RE AGITATING ME SO MUCH GAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I'M GONNA COME AND KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP WITH MY LIGHTSABER IF FRANK DOES NOT TELL GEE AT LEAST SOME OF THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS FEELINGS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!! (AND YES I DO TOTALLY HAVE LIKE FIVE WORKING LIGHTSABERS AT MY HOUSE...WELL TECHNICALLY THEY'RE MY BROTHER'S BUT I CAN BORROW THEM...)

Okay now that my angry rant is over, I would be happy to share custody of Frank, and I think he would too! :)

~Fives you back~ Yeah, go us!

If you deny Frankie's destiny, the above lightsaber shit goes down. And then I will resurrect you if you don't do the above thing and do it again, got it? ~ mischievous grin~ you don't know what I am capable of >:)

Here is your Bob Bryar! Along with the chocolate, he also comes with his own drum set! Now he can play drums for you! :D

For the next chapter you shall be sent a working lightsaber via Frankie if you give me a good chapter! If you can think of another band member you want then tell me and I shall find them for you!

Ah, my prison. A very weird prison indeed. It has one story with a pointless big block on top with a flag on it. It is made entirely of cement and has 1 window per cell (with both glass and bars over it). The cells have a bed and a toilet with a bar of soap and that it. They get two meals a day but they are all exactly the same: oatmeal with no added stuff (no sugar or anything) except pre-crushed vitamins that are pre-mixed into the oatmeal! Originally they were fed a cardboard paste with the vitamins, but my civics teacher said that was inhumane....so I had to change it... :( (I got the idea for the cardboard paste from a myth busters episode where they were testing the saying that moms use with sugary cereal: "The cardboard box is better for you than that!" And so what they did was they took three sets of three mice and put the groups in three separate cages. One group was fed normal rat food, the next was fed sugary cereal, and the last was fed a cardboard paste. So they left them all in a room for a week and then came back to check on them. So here's what they found: The normal rat food ones were fine, the sugary cereal ones were fine, and the cardboard ones were fine but they looked a little psychotic(...). So they left them in the room over the weekend and this is what they found: The normal rat food ones were fine, as they should be. The sugary cereal ones were fine too, they weren't showing any side effects. The third cage however, held not three, but one really fat rat and two skeletons! So obviously the rats were starving and fought each other and the fat rat won the fight and ate the other two! :D So I decided I wanted to feed my prisoners cardboard! Aren't I a genius? ~gives maniacally psychotic smile~) So anyways- back to my prison! It's guarded and the guard come at irregular intervals that change each day so that the prisoners don't know when a guard might be coming around, they could come within 2 minutes of each other or within 2 hours but they never know so they can't escape during a break cause they don't know when one is! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA They also only get to go outside for 20 minutes every day and only if they're good. The fence is 20 feet tall with barbed wire on top and along both sides of the fence and the fence is electric 24/7 and there are a bajillion guards outside and inside the walls during the outside time. Isn't my prison fun??? ~gives another psychotic smile~ Wouldn't you want to live there? teeheehee >:)

La ti da ti da anyways this is the end of my comment, do you like my prison? I love it very much! Can't wait for your response! XOXO

P.S. Don't exactly know where all the lightsaber shit came from I've been watching the Hunger Games not Star Wars O.o