I get what you're saying and I agree to an extent. But fact is, your life is going nowhere if you honestly type like that all the time.
Also, I wasn't even aware people were all butthurt. I don't care, you come across like you don't care. So great. Nobody cares. So great. Lets not make a deal of it.
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I can type perfectly fine, and I have pretty decent grammar, too. I just dumb it down for the chi'ren and for my own amusement on the interwebz!1111