HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
THERE WERE SO MANY FUNNY AND AMAZING AND HILARIOUS AND HASHAHAHAHNWUIRYGEU THINGS THAT I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS MY LOVE OR WHATEVER IN NUMBERS BLAH BLAH BABVAALVNRI
... Basically, what I'm trying to say is: holy fucking shit, i love you. this was the funniest, greatest chapter ever. of my life. and of your ficwad career so far.