'I fuck about with it for a minute, holding my breath and listening to it slow, before hyperventilating to hear it speed up.'
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
and omg.
that was amaaaazzzing i was like :( then i was like D: which turned to Dx which then got to :P then :) then :') then :O then :C now :S
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That review made me like ='D