Yay! You haven't died from chronic illness!! But my brain is dead from reading crappy fan fiction during your absence. Your hand breaking incident is nothing compared to what happened to me over the summer. I was riding my cycle and had an encounter with a gutter followed by a broken nose. Let's just leave it at that. My summer was pretty much the same as Alice's day off. Except my summer had 50+ chick flicks and about a hundred tubs of ice cream. But enough about me. The update was hilarious and fast moving as usual. I love all your characters and how they're all so unique and create a lovely contrast. No grammatical errors as far as I could see. I really enjoy your stuff and I really missed it. It's fast paced and highly entertaining. I also go fan girl everyone you quote a movie I know. Don't freak out, but I kind of love you.
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AHAHAHAHA Awwww :') I hope your nose is better now