So you "lost the spark", eh? You gotta be kidding, woman... I´m a sucker for this new perspective.
Also, I wonder who she´s actually talking to. If this is God then I want to ask you if we can go on a date. (S. doesn´t have to know about it...) This is one of the best plot twists ever, plonk-mistress.
I´m so psyched to find out what happens next:
1) Will her and Patrick´s relationship change?
2) Does God actually listen to FOB?
Author's response
Yeah but no-one gets it - I'm a bit bummed. Time will tell.
No it's not God. I've bitten the bullet and gone for something a little alternate universe style.
1) You'll have to wait,
2) I'm sure God does listen to FOB, they inspire a lot a people. NOt sure how he feels about the cussing though! lol