I know right?! NO DON'T CRY! Someday you can meet him and tell him how you feel about him! Then he'll dump all of Jamia's shit on the porch and break up with her. Then of course Jamia will be homeless so she'll become a transgendered prostitute and end up marrying Bert McCracken. Then they'll have a son and name him Timothy Fredrick Bobbert Sherman Hippo McCracken. IT'LL BE PERFECT. Just call me and I'll take care of everything if Jamia doesn't obey, okay? gets out shotgun
YOU BETTER FUCKING FUNCTION BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR STORIES OKAY?! GOSH PENINA BE SELF-ABSORBED. JEEZ.
Author's response
:O I JUST LOVE HIM BUT THAT SOUNDS REALLY DEPRESSING FOR EVERYONE!!! XD xx