I am in love with you in so many ways, lets get wasted on the cheapest Plonk around and play strip poker. S doesn't have to A THING....
Author's response
From the sounds of it, you´ve already had your fair share of plonk, you plonker-dude. You might wanna bring Greta along when we get together for the strip poker. Thanks for the plonky (a first: adjectival use) review. "What does the last bit mean?" asks the English-challenged Austrian.