Dude. I've been mindfucked. :O That's hilarious!
I'll walk into the bedroom seeing you hitting Frank with a paddle dressed up as a slutty teacher. . . 'I thought paddles were for boats.'
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Haha. That's crazy! 'They can be for humans too sweetie, but daddy's been a naughty boy, so I must punish him in private.' I tell you. You walk out of the room and get some milk. XD xx