You there. Lady M. Dost thou possess an email? If so, thine should giveth it to me because I wanna fecking converse with ye, and y'know become your best friend and have slumber parties and do your hair and makeup and wear your clothes and smell your pillows and collect hair from your brushes and build shrines of you out of your used gum.
Y'know. Normal friend stuff. *eyetwitch*
Author's response
Kelsey, you're not creepy at all.
That was sarcasm, but I love you.
Yes, darling, I have an email. mirandatheninja@gmail.com
lovely isn't it
And omg please email me, I haven't had a new friend in quite... some... time... -rubs hands- it shall be fun, my dear...