Well, this is a fun little story. The Slayer Gods, Harry & Hermione both divine, the Dursleys punished (Although it was not Xander who punished them, Dod's loss of the hand was totally from Xander's playbook.
Any way here is selection for membership in the Slayer Panthion.
Fred = Goddess of Practical Science
Gunn = God of Warriors
Harmony = Goddess of Blondes
Gwen Raiden = Goddess of Lighting
Anya = Goddess of Fitting Justice
Darla = Goddess of 2nd Chances
Spike = God of Traitors
Ted = God of Machines
April = Goddess of Machines
David Nabbit = God of Invention
Anne Steele = Goddess of Charity
Kennedy = Goddess of Jealous Bitches
And that's all I could think of off hand. Ican hardly wait for the next chapter.
Author's response
Anybody BUT Buffy and Angel.
I'll see what I can do with these.