My favorite line: "I want you in me!" Not even kidding. One of the best pick up lines. But does it work? How much research did you do for this chapter? Exactly how credible is all this information, hm? IS Frank really so aggressive in the bedroom? Pics or I won't believe you. Also live demonsnstrations, please. Your credibility is on the line here.
Oh and did you say you had trouble putting a key into a keyhole... Damn girl, didn't stop you from putting that d in your vagina! Found that hole pretty easily, don't you think? Well yeah, he was the one doing the... finding... Ah, I'm not gonna go into the details. Forget it :P
Yeah I liked this. I approve of some mild alcoholism and drunk sluttiness. Although your parents surely wouldn't agree. Unless they're really bad parents... Back on topic. It may not be the most original of subjects, but then, what is anymore? I can't recall reading anything like this before. The amount of fics I read is remarkably small, considering how much time I spend on fanfiction sites. AH. I did like this though XO I hope you update soon.
I just took off my bra. Freedom fighters.
This chapter fit the theme of my night perfectly. I'm not drunk, don't get me wrong, and I haven't attempted to put peens in my vageen but I did walk a hammered man up three flights of stairs. Was a blast. Which brings me to my next point: Shame on you for drinking and cheating, Frank and Penina! Really, how can you expect to get ANY presents this Christmas? Santa just put you on the naughty list. And poor Jennifer. Or should I say 'JennifURIOUS' when she finds out? No, no one should ever say that. That's dumb.
It is half past one at night, and I have nothing better to do on a Friday night than go online and read fics. I swear, once upon a time, in a land faraway, on a dark and stormy night, I had a life. Oh, those were the days.
I feel sort of weird, I want to write like really long reviews, but it's like fish out of water because everyone else had reviews that are like two sentences, max. I suppose it's why I don't review that much. I mean I do understand how reading all of this (this being my review) can be sort of irritating, especially since you have this habit (which is by the way really good) of replying to every review. Good luck trying to reply to this one. Do you accept this challenge, Pennyna? Do you? DO YOU? HUH? I guess that will remain to be seen.
Ah, okay. I'll go. Stay in school, don't do drugs, all that unfun stuff.
Author's response
Haha. I'm glad you liked that line. I don't know. It was my first smutty chapter thing. Don't h8 me coz u aint me. :P Haha. I hope he is. My god I love him! Haha.
It was him. It wasn't me. Not my fault. I was drunk. Oh yeah!
I'm glad you liked and approved of this. My parents aren't in this yet. They're out of town. Haha. I've got so many ideas floating through my head, so I need to get this one over and done with first. Haha. You should write more!!! Seriously!!! I miss your writing!!! Haha.
Freedom fighters 5eva! Haha.
Haha. Vageen. Not my fault. I love Frankie. I just adore him so much. I cry all the time because of his existence. I'M JEWISH!!! MY GOD!!! Haha. Oh yeah. I bet Frank's going to have to punish me for being so naughty. I love you Frank. Haha. :P I liked it. You should say it. Haha.
It's 11:50 at night over here. I have nothing better to do than catch up on shows and read and write fics. Haha. I did too. Although, barely, but I almost did. I was on the cusp of having a life, then I met this site and tumblr, and everything went downhill from there. Haha.
I love your reviews!!! I love replying. It makes me feel so connected to the readers and I love you guys! It doesn't irritate me at all. Haha. I ACCEPTED, AND ACCOMPLISHED IT! MWAHAHA! Haha.
Don't tell me what to and what not to do. Haha. :P xx