Review for The 9 Month After Party

The 9 Month After Party

(#) Poppana 2012-12-08

And a very happy Hanukkah to you, too. I hope the holiday armadillo will be most generous in giving you the gifts of your choosing. (Everything I know about Hanukkah I've learned from Friends. Apparently there's an armadillo that brings presents...?)

I dunno, Frankie seemed to accept the pregnancy a bit easily :D And when he found out and demanded that you/she shall have his offspring, you/she seemed to be kind of... too on board? I hope there's more about that :D Especially since you/her had already done the decision about abortion. Trust me, that decision is not an easy one :D Once you decide on what the right track is, though, I feel you'd be more determined, even though obviously there will always be a certain degree of, you know, wondering if it was the right choice :D Am I fixating on something irrelevant again? I do that a lot.

Yes, Frank. I, too, have the feeling that your parents may not be overly excited about you reproducing at the age of... Age of what, exactly? o_O

Vans are fun :D We have one. It barely runs, but it's really cool. It's white. And at the back there's a discoball on the ceiling and a mattress. Hint hint, nudge nudge.

Mikey is such a little shit for being such a tattletale :D I feel like you're making him the annoying little brother in this one. Which I suppose he is, I don't know about annoying though... Doesn't matter.

I predict that the baby will be of the female gender. Who wants to bet? No one? Alrighty then. Babies are super cute, though. My cousin has a baby, he's like one year old almost (my cousin was 17 when he became a dad). But oh my gosh that baby is the cutest little creature I've ever seen. He has like literally white hair and it's curly so ahh ♥ I want a baby! I've been suffering from these momentary blasts of baby fever for like ever :D Thanks for triggering another episode of it. Expect to receive a thank you card from my boyfriend very soon.

Hmm what else could I possibly say? Oh, I don't know if you'll be interested or not, but as soon as I get someone to read it over, I can post a new chapter of my story which I'm almost certain you've been reading... Or not.

I think I'm going to stop rambling now and let you off easy this time. I think this came out shorter than the review I left on the last chapter. So, update soon, aaaaaand... Be nice or the armadillo will only bring you sand! (Geddit? 'Cause armadillo, and the desert, so it's not coal... It's sand. That's not racist, is it?)

BYE.




Author's response

Haha. Thank you! You bet there's a holiday armadillo. In fact, he looks exactly like the one in Friends. It's uncanny. Haha.

I know, but it has to be this way. More will be happening in the next chapter. Although, it is his baby. Besides, who said I even wanted the abortion? Huh?!? HUH?!? Haha. I doubt it is. I'd hate to be in that position. Don't worry. I do too. Haha.

I think he'll be 16?!? Yeah, that seems like the right age. Haha.

Ooh! Kinky pedophile. Haha. :P

You have no idea how annoying my younger siblings are. Even my older sister. I hate the lot of them. Haha.

Yeah, it will. I held auditions for it and a girl wanted to be my daughter. Although, where is she?!? SHAYLA?!? WHERE ARE YOU?!? Haha. Aww! I want to have a baby too. I love kids so much!!! I'm sorry I triggered it. Haha. Hi Poppana's boyfriend. :P

EEEEKKKKK!!!! I'M VERY INTERESTED!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT!!! GAHHH!!! :D

Haha. I will. Haha. That's not racist. The holiday armadillo just eats food at the desert and brings us sand by accident anyways. Haha. Bye! :D xx